too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
why are straight white boys so against pumpkin spice? maybe they should be against other things like I don’t know date rape?
Everything fell apart in me. How are things with you?
The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except the secret is their personality
Eventually FUN.’s going to release a song that’s just 3 minutes of Nate screaming “MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM”
*over a grocery store PA*
will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me